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#FirstTrimester

Well.... this happened:

i peed on this.

After over 7 months of trying, we finally got a "viable pregnancy". We're thrilled!

Here is an honest review of my first trimester.... in GIFS!

introducing our most adored blob! I mean, baby!

Joy! Terror! Sore boobies!

Remember that time we hosted a going away party until 3am and I pretended to be drunk the entire time?

And I realized that yes, most of my life revolves around alcohol... and that bars can be preeeettty boring when you're sober...

.... then I realized that I will be skipping Summer cocktails, Pumpkin-spiced craft beers in Colorado, and ALL THE HOLIDAY PARTIES??!

... But I don't even care because I'm too tired to function...

And my normal diet of healthy food has me like....

.... and TERRIFIED of losing the baby with like, every step I take.

But guys, I'm like, seriously still cool.... Going to rock this pregnancy like...

Teaching my regular schedule of group fitness classes while "hiding" a pregnancy like:

....Looking at all the beautiful bumps of my further-along friends and clients like....

When you do the math and realize that no, we're not pregnant for 9 months.... it's Ten. Ten. Fucking. Months............

... Managing my sudden sweet-tooth cravings like.....